Short Circuit

There’s some kind of maintenance work going on round the building, and the guy who’s doing the electrical work is a bit on the short side.
Nige: “He’s a bit short for an electrician.”
Steve: “Maybe they only pay him half the money.”
Nige: “I thought electricians were tall.”
Steve: “At least he won’t hurt his back bending down to look at the sockets.”
Nige: “How’s he going to manage changing a lightbulb though?”