French stink - official

From the look of this I could have believed that this was an old April Fool:

Hands free kit

I was in one of the toilet cubicles after breakfast, doing my business, when in walked the boss talking on his phone. It sounded as if he had proceeded to take a pee as he was talking. It was some conversation, presumably with one of his family about child car seats. Without stopping his conversation, I’m not sure if he ran one hand under a tap few a split second, he was back out the door. I’m not sure if he’s got a new hands free kit, or if he managed to pee one handed. Which ever it is, I’m not picking up his phone.

Borrowed headphones

Talking to one of the Steve’s this morning I asked why he wasn’t listening to the music off his memory stick, like he does normally. He told me he hadn’t brought his headphones in today.
Me: “Won’t someone lend you a spare set? Alan isn’t using his.”
Steve: “Borrow someone else’s headphones? Isn’t that like borrowing someone else’s … toilet paper?”
Me: “You mean used toilet paper?
Steve: “Exactly.”
Me: “It’s not as bad as that is it, as long as they don’t have excess ear wax oozing out of their ears?”

So, is it safe or hygienic to use someone e else’s headphones? Let us know.