Dan's dream

Dan comes in to the office late. He’s so late that he’s bought his breakfast up with him from the canteen. As he sits down he tells us that he would have thought we’d gone down to get breakfast earlier. We tell him that we always wait for him… unless we’re really starving.
He says that he’s had the weirdest dream this morning, which made him late.
He was doing ninja flips down the office.
At one stage I did five spins in the air, from here (he points) to there (points again), without touching the floor.
Neil: “You dreamt you were in the office?”
Dan: “Yeah man doing ninja flips. It felt really good though. Exhilerating.
He tells someone else it was brilliant.
He later tells us that he had a sword as well, but won’t tell us, or can’t remember, who’s head he chopped off.

Carl comes down to Dave’s place and shows his strength by picking up the rack containing his files by pushing together either end.
Dave is impressed, when Carl puts them back down in one piece without dropping any. He pinches a file on Rob’s desk and says try it now.
“No” says Carl” You’ll only tickle my balls under the table and make me drop them, then I’ll hurt my bad arm.”