Tattoos

For some reason, probably because the weather has been good and everyone is wearing short sleeves, we got talking about tattoos in the queue for the canteen. Nige had a bulldog on the one arm, with a "Manchester United" in text. He said that if they did the double this season he would have one put on the other arm, although he couldn't decide what design. I asked: "why not a red devil with a large fork?"
"No" he said, "They're a bit common".

Later on in the office Karen said that Clive looked like some kind of animal. I wondered where this was going, because he is mixed race, I wasn't sure if she was going to have some racist allegations bought against her. "I can't place my finger on what animal though", she said. "Pull up your sleeve Neil" I shouted across the desk. "Look he looks like Nige's bulldog tattoo!"