Monday, 12 November 2007

Nige at the Motor show

Nige has been to the motor show at the NEC on Saturday. He paid £50 each for “gold” tickets, and took the missus. He spent from 9.30am until 8.30pm walking round it all.
“There were loads of birds walking around in skimpy costumes and hot-pants. There was one section with a crowd of blokes stood taking photos of these two women in hot-pants bent over the bonnet of this Bugatti.”
“Didn’t you take your camera Nige?” I asked.
“No. Mel had got her camera, but I couldn’t really ask her to borrow it to take photos of that.”
“I suppose you couldn’t have asked her to quickly take a photo of her for me.”

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