Amnesty

Genuine e-mail from boss
(Note poor spelling/grammar)

Subject: Arms Amnesty

A bit like the Police have done in recent months with both guns and knives, the Primary Section is going to have an Elastic Band Amnesty.

Starting Monday 08 October for one week, free of recrimination, those individuals who have a none business related stock of elastic bands are requested to hand them in to either Sarah or Sue.

Please cascade and although it can be amusing, lets stop the practice of shooting elastic bands across the before someone gets hurt or takes offence and reports the sniper!


I’m assuming legitimate use of elastic bands is still permitted.