Earthquake

The earthquake woke me up this morning. I thought it was the girlfriend. She woke up and I convinced her that she had been shouting and kicking her legs about, as if she was having a bad dream. I felt a bit guilty when I heard on the radio this morning that it was an earthquake. I had got her convinced it was her.
It says a lot about where people live. Everyone talks about the roof coming in or the whole room shaking, then Jamil in Sheffield says, that he thought “there were a load of burglars in the house.”
I was reading all this about 7.30 a.m. this morning and I couldn't believe that there’s already an Earthquake fund appeal.