Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Asteroid


There was a lot of rubbish talked about how last night’s asteroid was going to affect us. So this morning we are discussing it. A couple of the guys hadn’t even heard that there was an asteroid heading for Earth last night. In walks Mark. His hair is virtually upright, vertical.
Me: “Did the asteroid skim your head?”
He just walks past without comment.
Dan: “It looks like he’s been driving with his head out of the window.”

Later Mark is at the coffee machine generally moaning.
Mark: “Why are all the DVDs so poor quality these days?”
Nige: “That’s twice now you’ve had a pop at my videos. You don’t get a third chance.”
Mark: “Don’t take it personally.”
Nige: “You’re going on my list. I ain’t selling you anymore videos.”
Paul comes along
Nige: “Nor him. He’s banned too.”
The argument goes on for a bit longer. Then looking at both their windswept hairstyles this morning,
Nige says: “They’re like Bert and Ernie.”

4 comments:

Leanne23 said...

They are an argumentative bunch.

Adam2001 said...

Glad we didn't all die in the armagedon.

Sally267Jones said...

Very funny blog. Your office sounds like it's manned by a bunch of oddballs.

Anonymous said...

Which one is Bert and which one is Ernie?

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