Boss's Christmas Spirit

We have a section made up almost entirely of part-time mums, who do little more than answer phones answer correspondance, and the odd bit of printing. Today was their Christmas party. They were going out for a meal at dinnertime and had booked a coach to take them all to a nice restaurant. As they were leaving the boss said:
"Hey, this is crazy. All of you going in one coach. If ever there were a traffic accident on the way over it would take at least twenty minutes for me to recruit a new section."

Cruel, but very funny.