Wednesday 30 January 2008

Hands free kit

I was in one of the toilet cubicles after breakfast, doing my business, when in walked the boss talking on his phone. It sounded as if he had proceeded to take a pee as he was talking. It was some conversation, presumably with one of his family about child car seats. Without stopping his conversation, I’m not sure if he ran one hand under a tap few a split second, he was back out the door. I’m not sure if he’s got a new hands free kit, or if he managed to pee one handed. Which ever it is, I’m not picking up his phone.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting. Does he go around touching stuff on people's desks afterwards?

Anonymous said...

What an awful thing to do. especially to the person at the other end of the phone. Not to mention what his hygiene must be like at home. Surely if he was that desperate for a pee, hw could have offered to ring them back, rather than stand and pee while he's talking.

Anonymous said...

No wonder you're all catching nasty viuses and colds if this is what your boss thinks is acceptable hygeine.

Anonymous said...

That sounds completely disgusting. All the germs the pillock is spreading around the office. Plus, what would they think on the other end of the phone if they knew he was pissing while he was talking to them.

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