Neil And Dan at deaths door

So Neil turned up for work on Monday, having had off a month as sick, then today (Wednesday) he phones in sick again. His brain scan is somewhere at the start of August. I don’t think they’ll find much. Although Karen said we’d feel terrible if he has got a tumour or something. Then to top it all, Dan was feeling tired and fed up yesterday and booked the afternoon off. Then this morning he rang in late to say he’d only just woken up, so can he have the day off as holiday as well.
What’s wrong with everyone? I do a full week.